The artist in question. Very questionable. A goddamn mystery.

The artist in question. Very questionable. A goddamn mystery.


Sarah has been doing art-ish things since she developed fine motor control and didn't have anything better to do with her time, because she was a tiny baby child, and baby children don't have serious responsibilities.

More recently in her adult human development, she allotted specific amounts of time and effort to developing her artistic skills, specifically in the realms of watercolor, digital art, and concept illustration. She has professional experience as a graphic designer, a career which continues to haunt her to this very day.

She also is literally one research paper away from earning her Bachelor's degree in Advertising from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Media and Journalism. If that sounds wordy and pretentious, it's supposed to.

In her spare time, she designs and creates handmade jewelry, and occasionally performs her one-woman-show "I'm At A Craft Show, Buy This Here Garbage," which has garnered middling reviews, but increasing revenue per public performance.

She shares her home with her three adorable cats, because of course she does.